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New Yorker Being Stabbed On Street Corner Glad To Know Mamdani Focused On Bringing Netanyahu To Justice
1+ mon, 2+ week ago (39+ words) NEW YORK, NY — As a mugger repeatedly stabbed him on a Manhattan street corner, local resident Ethan Wallace took comfort in the knowledge that Mayor Zohran Mamdani remained laser-focused on bringing Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to justice....
Trump Starting To Think Iran Might Not Be Trustworthy
2+ mon, 2+ week ago (206+ words) all be on the up-and-up either. Behold! Woke Jesus is teaching when the Pharisees bring to him a woman...
Tucker Carlson Tells Wife That Israel Must Have Planted All Those Dirty Dishes In The Sink
1+ mon, 1+ day ago (29+ words) left in his kitchen sink on Tuesday, notifying his wife that they were placed there by Israel....
Unable To Arrest Netanyahu, Mamdani Takes Down Bibi With Vicious Diss Track
1+ mon, 3+ week ago (41+ words) NEW YORK, NY — After coming to the sobering realization he has no authority to arrest a world leader, Mayor Zoran Mamdani reportedly released an epic hip hop diss track designed to get Israeli Prime Minister Bibi Netanyahu shaking in his…...
Mamdani Tries To Catch Netanyahu With Trap Labeled 'Free Bagels"
1+ mon, 2+ week ago (39+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — Vowing to do everything in his power to execute the ICC arrest warrant for Israeli Prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu, Mayor Zohran Mamdani set fresh, free bagels outside the Capitol to lure Netanyahu into a clever trap....
Democrats Celebrate El-Sayed Victory By Firing AK-47s Into The Air
1+ mon, 1+ week ago (168+ words) DETROIT, MI — Following the controversial candidate's primary win in last night's Michigan Senate primary, joyous Democrats celebrated Abdul Al-Sayed's victory by firing AK-47s into the air. The primary win, which now sends radical Muslim Al-Sayed on to the general election…...
Iran Foils New Bombing Attack By Disguising Itself With A Giant 'Q"
1+ mon, 3+ week ago (29+ words) IRAN — U.S. Central Command attempted to launch another wave of strikes on Iran today, but it was called off last minute due to an inability to locate Iran....
World Breathes Sigh Of Relief As Terrorists Promise To Be Good
2+ mon, 3+ week ago (38+ words) WORLD — Citizens across the globe breathed a collective sigh of relief after learning that the government of Iran has promised to be good from here on out as part of the peace deal negotiated by President Donald Trump....
Mamdani Condemns The Rise In Violence Against Jews Since He Declared War On Them
1+ mon, 2+ week ago (25+ words) NEW YORK, NY — After personally declaring war on the Jewish people, Mayor Zohran Mamdani issued a forceful condemnation of the rise of violence against Jews....
Democrat Candidate For Michigan District 32 Sanitation Board Promises To Free Palestine
2+ mon, 2+ week ago (23+ words) MASON, MI — Democratic candidate Brad Winkler vowed to "Free Palestine" as he launched his campaign for the District 32 Sanitation Board this week....