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Tucker Carlson Tells Wife That Israel Must Have Planted All Those Dirty Dishes In The Sink
1+ mon, 1+ day ago (29+ words) WOODSTOCK, ME — Podcast host Tucker Carlson reportedly deflected blame over dirty dishes left in his kitchen sink on Tuesday, notifying his wife that they were placed there by Israel....
Trump Starting To Think Iran Might Not Be Trustworthy
2+ mon, 2+ week ago (206+ words) in the Strait of Hormuz despite an agreement not to, President Donald Trump began to think that perhaps the Iranian government might not be so trustworthy after all. According to the White House, after Iran had broken promises about...attacking…...
Mamdani Tries To Catch Netanyahu With Trap Labeled 'Free Bagels"
1+ mon, 2+ week ago (39+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — Vowing to do everything in his power to execute the ICC arrest warrant for Israeli Prime...Zohran Mamdani set fresh, free bagels outside the Capitol to lure Netanyahu into a clever trap....
New Yorker Being Stabbed On Street Corner Glad To Know Mamdani Focused On Bringing Netanyahu To Justice
1+ mon, 2+ week ago (39+ words) Mamdani remained laser-focused on bringing Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to justice....
Iran Foils New Bombing Attack By Disguising Itself With A Giant 'Q"
1+ mon, 3+ week ago (29+ words) IRAN — U.S. Central Command attempted to launch another wave of strikes on Iran today, but it was called off last minute due to an inability to locate Iran....
Unable To Arrest Netanyahu, Mamdani Takes Down Bibi With Vicious Diss Track
1+ mon, 3+ week ago (41+ words) NEW YORK, NY — After coming to the sobering realization he has no authority to arrest a world leader, Mayor Zoran Mamdani reportedly...reportedly released an epic hip hop diss track designed to get Israeli Prime Minister Bibi Netanyahu shaking...
World Leaders Line Up To Ask Trump To Bomb Their Countries For While And Then Give Them A Few
2+ mon, 3+ week ago (29+ words) WORLD — Global leaders rushed to sign up for Trump's incredible offer to have the U.S. bomb their country for a few weeks...
Democrat Candidate For Michigan District 32 Sanitation Board Promises To Free Palestine
2+ mon, 2+ week ago (23+ words) MASON, MI — Democratic candidate Brad Winkler vowed to "Free Palestine" as he launched his...
World Breathes Sigh Of Relief As Terrorists Promise To Be Good
2+ mon, 3+ week ago (38+ words) learning that the government of Iran has promised to be good from here on out as part of the peace deal...
Scholars Discover Lost Plague Of Cyclists Blocking Pharaoh’s Morning Commute
2+ mon, 3+ week ago (292+ words) evidence of another biblical plague, this one believed to have consisted of a horde of cyclists blocking Pharaoh's...discovery of the plague of bicyclists added new depth to the misery Pharaoh suffered during the time of the..."We discovered ancient…...