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World Leaders Line Up To Ask Trump To Bomb Their Countries For While And Then Give Them A Few

2+ mon, 3+ week ago   (29+ words) WORLD — Global leaders rushed to sign up for Trump's incredible offer to have the U.S. bomb their...

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babylonbee.com > news > trump-starting-to-think-iran-might-not-be-trustworthy

Trump Starting To Think Iran Might Not Be Trustworthy

2+ mon, 2+ week ago   (206+ words) of Hormuz despite an agreement not to, President Donald Trump began to think that perhaps the Iranian government...U.S. president, and opening the Strait of Hormuz, Trump started to question whether they were really as...starting to have doubts about these…...

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babylonbee.com > news > democrat-candidate-for-michigan-district-32-sanitation-board-promises-to-free-palestine

Democrat Candidate For Michigan District 32 Sanitation Board Promises To Free Palestine

2+ mon, 2+ week ago   (23+ words) MASON, MI — Democratic candidate Brad Winkler vowed to "Free Palestine" as he launched his campaign for the District 32 Sanitation Board this week....

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babylonbee.com > news > new-yorker-being-stabbed-on-street-corner-glad-to-know-mamdani-focused-on-bringing-netanyahu-to-justice

New Yorker Being Stabbed On Street Corner Glad To Know Mamdani Focused On Bringing Netanyahu To Justice

1+ mon, 2+ week ago   (39+ words) NEW YORK, NY — As a mugger repeatedly stabbed him on a Manhattan street corner, local resident Ethan Wallace took comfort in the knowledge that Mayor Zohran Mamdani remained laser-focused on bringing Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to justice....

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babylonbee.com > news > tucker-carlson-tells-wife-that-israel-must-have-planted-all-those-dirty-dishes-in-the-sink

Tucker Carlson Tells Wife That Israel Must Have Planted All Those Dirty Dishes In The Sink

1+ mon, 1+ day ago   (29+ words) WOODSTOCK, ME — Podcast host Tucker Carlson reportedly deflected blame over dirty dishes left in his kitchen sink on Tuesday, notifying his wife that they were placed there by Israel....

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babylonbee.com > news > democrats-celebrate-el-sayed-victory-by-firing-ak-47s-into-the-air

Democrats Celebrate El-Sayed Victory By Firing AK-47s Into The Air

1+ mon, 1+ week ago   (168+ words) DETROIT, MI — Following the controversial candidate's primary win in last night's Michigan Senate primary, joyous Democrats celebrated Abdul Al-Sayed's victory by firing AK-47s into the air. The primary win, which now sends radical Muslim Al-Sayed on to the general election…...

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babylonbee.com > news > unable-to-arrest-netanyahu-mamdani-takes-down-bibi-with-vicious-diss-track

Unable To Arrest Netanyahu, Mamdani Takes Down Bibi With Vicious Diss Track

1+ mon, 3+ week ago   (41+ words) NEW YORK, NY — After coming to the sobering realization he has no authority to arrest a world leader, Mayor Zoran Mamdani reportedly released an epic hip hop diss track designed to get Israeli Prime Minister Bibi Netanyahu shaking in his…...

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babylonbee.com > news > mamdani-tries-to-catch-netanyahu-with-trap-labeled-free-bagels

Mamdani Tries To Catch Netanyahu With Trap Labeled 'Free Bagels"

1+ mon, 2+ week ago   (39+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — Vowing to do everything in his power to execute the ICC arrest warrant for Israeli Prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu, Mayor Zohran Mamdani set fresh, free bagels outside the Capitol to lure Netanyahu into a clever trap....

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babylonbee.com > news > world-breathes-sigh-of-relief-as-terrorists-promise-to-be-good

World Breathes Sigh Of Relief As Terrorists Promise To Be Good

2+ mon, 3+ week ago   (38+ words) to be good from here on out as part of the peace deal negotiated by President Donald Trump....

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Mamdani Condemns The Rise In Violence Against Jews Since He Declared War On Them

1+ mon, 2+ week ago   (25+ words) NEW YORK, NY — After personally declaring war on the Jewish people, Mayor Zohran Mamdani issued a forceful condemnation of the rise of violence against Jews....

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