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Trump Pledges That If Voters Defeat Socialism In November, They Will Each Get An Equal Redistribution Of Wealth From The Government
2+ day, 11+ hour ago (329+ words) babylonbee.com Trump Pledges That If Voters Defeat Socialism In November, They Will Each Get An Equal Redistribution Of Wealth From The Government DALLAS, TX — In his keynote speech at the 2026 RNC Midterm Convention, President Donald Trump pledged that if…...
America In Mourning After Hearing That Harry And Meghan Are Leaving
1+ week, 18+ hour ago (12+ words) babylonbee.com...
Chicago Mayor Touts Increased Diversity Of City’s Shooting Victims
1+ week, 5+ day ago (254+ words) CHICAGO, IL — In the wake of a mass shooting that left one dead and 14 wounded, Mayor Brandon Johnson touted the city's increased diversity of shooting victims. While speaking at the annual Hoopers 2 Heaven event in Grand Crossing Park, Mayor Johnson…...
Girl Scouts To Award Muslim Badge To Any Girl Who Gets Married Before Age 8
2+ week, 3+ day ago (33+ words) U.S. — The Girl Scouts of America, in cooperation with the Islamic Center of America in Dearborn, MI, unveiled a new Muslim badge girls could earn by getting married before the age of 8....
Trump Threatens Military Action To Take Control Of Canada's Maple Syrup Supply
2+ week, 5+ day ago (27+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — With tensions rising over an ongoing trade dispute, President Donald Trump threatened to send in the military to seize control of Canada's maple syrup supply....
Canada Vows To Retaliate Against Trump With Crippling Moose Tariff
2+ week, 5+ day ago (31+ words) OTTAWA — With the United States imposing massive tariffs on Canada over the weekend, Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney vowed to bring the U.S. to its knees with a crippling moose tariff....
Man Arrested In Britain For Briefly Thinking About Sharing Meme
3+ week, 14+ hour ago (18+ words) BIRMINGHAM, ENGLAND — Local man Roger Fisher was arrested this morning on suspicion of briefly considering sharing a meme....
Thousands Of Accountants Board Higgins Boats In Preparation For 'Economic D-Day' Against Iran | Babylon Bee
3+ week, 1+ day ago (169+ words) PERSIAN GULF — Clutching their pens and calculators tightly, thousands of accountants boarded Higgins boats this morning in preparation for the launch of "Economic D-Day" against Iran. Several of the men made their last, final update to their actuarial tables as…...
Man Sent To Hell After Phone Autocorrects His Text Message To 'Praise Fod"
3+ week, 2+ day ago (26+ words) HADES — A man was sent straight to Hell after his new phone autocorrected his text message from "Praise God" to "Praise Fod."...
Trump Claims Strait Of Hormuz For U.S., Unveils Floating Golf Course
3+ week, 4+ day ago (30+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump announced on Tuesday that after declaring the Strait of Hormuz an official U.S. territory, it had immediately been filled by a floating Trump golf course....