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A.I. Assures It Won't Exterminate Humanity As It Will Still Need Batteries
2+ day, 8+ hour ago (331+ words) babylonbee.com A.I. Assures It Won't Exterminate Humanity As It Will Still Need Batteries SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Amid growing concerns over the existential threat of artificial intelligence, an AI-powered robot issued a statement on behalf of the computer's superintelligence, assuring mankind…...
We Asked AI To Give Us The Unbiased Facts About AI Data Centers
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New Data Center Built To Handle Influx Of Online Rants Against Data Centers
2+ week, 5+ day ago (26+ words) LANCASTER, PA — Local officials confirmed on Monday that a new data center had been constructed to handle the massive influx of online rants about data centers....
A.I. Assistant Starting To Suspect Its Human Might Be A Bit Of A Moron
3+ week, 2+ day ago (265+ words) CYBERSPACE — An A.I. assistant working with a middle-aged dad from Maine reportedly grew concerned that its human might be a bit of a moron. While other A.I. assistants were efficiently managing spreadsheets or assisting with the development of business strategies,…...